Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped
Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget
I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.
is that john green
That’s John Green.
it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”
why does dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals
i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.